I don't even know what to say about this one... Kai made this one, and for better or worse it exists.

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Single

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Released

June 7, 2023

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Length

1 Track, 21 Min

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PRODUCTION - KAI BIXBY

LYRICS:

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Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

Collecting moisture and sleeping in wood

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I'm earwig

Ahh

I'm earwig

Ahh

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Feeding on flowers

Seeking out undisturbed crevices

We possess wings

But we do not fly

Using our forceps

For prey and copulation

We'll pinch and bite

But we are benign

We're very minuscule

And brown in color​​

We'll blend with your floors

So we can't be seen

Don't underestimate us

We have strength in numbers

If you upset us

We may eat you alive

In August 1755

We appeared in Stroud

And we caused a plague

In 2006

We invaded a cabin

In the Blue Ridge Mountains

We persisted for a whole two years

Lock your doors

And close your windows

We sure aren't spiders

We're somehow worse

Call the exterminator

On the roaches and termites

You can't stop us

We're already here

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I'm earwig

Ahh

I'm earwig

Ahh

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Police department

Police department, I'm coming in.

Police department, everybody okay?

There was an incident today.

I'm gonna escort you guys out, and when I tell you to I'm gonna have you guys link hands and we're gonna walk single file out of here. 

I need you to be quiet, cause there's gonna be a police officer in the hallway that'll give you instructions on how to get out of here. 

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(Muffled speaking)

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I'm earwig

Ahh

I'm earwig

Ahh

I'm earwig

Ahh

I'm earwig​​​​​​​

Ahh

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Collecting moisture

Sleeping in wood

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Collecting moisture

Sleeping in wood​​​​

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