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Caleb's Calling!?

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One time, about like a year ago

It was like, on a few days after my birthday

Just a few of my friends and I were hanging out

And after we were all kinda hanging out near like the Fun Zone walking, catching up

I was catching up with my friend Teague that I haven't seen in like a year or two

And we were kinda walking along that kinda side

Up until there's just like a park near Newport

And once people were starting to get picked up there, I just started walking home

I lived at the Eight-Eighties at the time

So it wasn't that much of a walk

But I don't know

Just pretty, like a nice breeze

Walked from like 6:00PM to 9:00PM

I took my time with it

It was really chill

Got to walk along the Coast Highway

That's not really a good story but I'm tired as fuck right now and I can't think of much

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Cowboys from Hell

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Ridin' on my horsey

It's bunghole's got a smell

Such a stinky bungus

It's body I will sell

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Cowboys from Hell

Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell

Cowboys from Hell

That's us! We're Cowboys from Hell

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All the Cowboys line up

They all want to ride

For the price of moonshine

I'll let them inside

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Cowboys from Hell

Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell

Cowboys from Hell

Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell

Cowboys

Cowboys

Cowboys

Cowboys

Cowboys from Hell

Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell

Cowboys from Hell

Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell

Cowboys from Hell

Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell

Cowboys from Hell

Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell

Cowboys from Hell

Yeah we're Cowboys from Hell

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The Legend of Makapu

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Hey

If I was on the side of the road

And I was hurt

Would you help me?

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Uhh..

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Would you help me? Would you do anything?

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Well I don't know

 

Really? Awwhhh awhhhh nasamaka maka maka sekaya maka

Ah! Ah! Help! What are you doing, you gotta help me, I'm trapped!

Get me outta here! makalaya maka pooo no se makana... Ah! Ow! Help me!

Please help me! You gotta help me! lo no seeee the legend of makapuuu!! Get me outta here! the legend of makapu... the legend of makapu.... Please! you must agree.... No!!! you must agree to my life....... What are you doing? You gotta get me out!! you must agree to my life... What?! What are you saying?? you must agree to my life....... What? I don't want to? I don't want to? you must agree to my life........ you must agree....

Let me out! Let me out of here! lpasanese la makapu Ohhh!!! Oh.... that feels kinda good.... Oh I like that....

Oh man...... What are you doing to me?

Get off me, man!

Hey lay off me!

Noooo nooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

I see.... you wouldn't help me

So I suppose my question has been answered

 

Ghost Energy Rap Song (Song)

 

Ghost Energy in my tummy

I need Ghost Energy right now please

I need Ghost Energy

Give me Ghost Energy

Please please please give me Ghost Energy

There are a variety of flavors of Ghost Energy

I need Ghost Energy I want Ghost Energy

Please give me Ghost Energy

 

This is Tangy Tingus, back once again!

The battle for the forest rages on, with both sides, the Dark Elves and the Gnomes fighting valiantly

There have been many casualties and it's, it's very horri-

 

Ghost Energy in my tummy

I need Ghost Energy right now please

I need Ghost Energy

Give me Ghost Energy

Please please please give me Ghost Energy

There are a variety of flavors of Ghost Energy

I need Ghost Energy I want Ghost Energy

Please give me Ghost Energy

(Nueve)

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Black Lung Craig 2

(Featuring Freddy Fazbear)

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Five Nights at Freddy's, gotta survive the night

Checking the cameras making sure it's alright

I can't use the power, or else I will die

Freddy will kill me, and I will die

I'm scared of the fox, he runs real fast

Up to the door, and never past

Chica's a chick with a cupcake

Im hungry, I want to eat the cupcake

There are no cupcakes around me

I'd bake one but I don't have the ability 

The Bite of '87 was really sad

The kids parents probably weren't glad

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Yuh, this goes out to all the OG's who have been with me since day 1:

Beatrice Sanchez, Kai Bixby, Brody Bogdan, Samuel You, everyone else

Hudson G on the beat

AND TANGY TINGUS BACK ONCE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME I'VE INCURRED THE WEREWOLVES CURSE WHICH MEANS I'M A WEREWOLF NOW AND I'M REALLY ANGRY, BUT I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR AN OLD, OLD FRIEND

I DO IT ALL FOR THE MUFFIN, AND HERE GOES NOTHIN'

BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, WENT BEHIND MY BACK ONE DAY

BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT HE HAD TO SAY

PRETTY FUCKIN CLEAR HE CHOSE HER OVER ME

BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, I REMEMBER BACK IN THE SIXTH GRADE

WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT I'D BE BETRAYED?

BUT I NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT HER ANYWAY

BLACK LUNG CRAIG, BLACK LUNG CRAIG, THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS I CAN'T IGNORE

OUR FRIENDSHIP'S OVER, THAT'S FOR SURE

GO HAVE FUN UNTIL SHE'S BORED

BLACK LUNG CRAIG, YOU TRIED TO LIE

SNAKE IN THE GRASS, DON'T TRY TO HIDE

IT'S FOR THIS REASON WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS

I AIN'T TRYNA DISS YOU BUT I WON'T MAKE AMENDS 

BLACK LUNG CRAIG, I'VE BEEN BETRAYED

BUT YOUR GOING TO HELL ANYWAYS

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Five Nights at Freddy's, yeah Five Nights at Freddy's

I think I'm ready, for Five Nights at Freddy's

It's a little scary, the bear is hairy

He is scary and very hairy

Oh shit, I just stubbed my toe

It hurt really bad, gamer mode

Five Nights at Freddy's, child porn

Barack Obama, you've been warned!

I will survive all Five Nights

And maybe have a frightful sight

Balloon Boy has many balloons

He has a lot of balloons

Golden Freddy, AH! So scary

Scary, scary, scary Goldie Beary

Yeah Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's

Yeah that's right bitch, Five Nights at Freddy's!

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Bears (Bewear of the Bear) [Song]

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Hey, do you like bears?

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No actually, I don't like bears

I don't like their claws, I don't like their paws

I don't like how they scratch trees and I don't like how they steal honey from bumblebees

I don't like bears at all actually, I don't think there's a single redeemable quality about bears

I don't like them at all

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This guy doesn't like bears

(No I don't)

This guy doesn't like bears

(Yeah, I don't like them at all)

This guy doesn't like bears

(Yeah that's the third time you said it, pal)

This guy doesn't like bears

(The cats outta the bag)

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Do you like bears?

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No I, didn't we just go over this?

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Blangy Bingus

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it may be cold outside

But it's gonna get real warm up in my good friend, Blangy Blingus

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Oh hey hey, hi everybody, it's me, Blangy Blingus, I just came down here to record this song, and it is a wonderful day outside, the sun is shining, and oh it's such a clear and joyous day. The flowers are smiling, and the birds are tweeting. You know, my drive over here was just lovely, I took my car over here and I stopped at many a red-light, I stopped at many a stop sign, and I just had such a wonderful drive. I couldn't even, I couldn't even tell you how nice it was, oh man it was just so great. But anyways, I'm here to sing you a song, this is the Blangy Blingus song, and that's because my name is Blangy Blingus, as myself being Blangy Blingus, I am feeling quite Blangy today. And so I came here to record this song because it is important for all of you to learn how you can be Blangy in your own lives. How you can apply my principles, of my Blangy living, and apply that to your own life. You gotta see the world for what it is, you gotta see the world for what it is so it does not take advantage of you. There are many people out there who are trying to hurt you. Don't trust those people, they will taking advantage of you, so you cannot trust them. You gotta listen to my advice, I am Blangy Blingus. That's my name, to be Blangy is to be true to yourself. And true to the others around you, that is what it means to be Blangy, to live your life in a way that instead of looking into the past, you are looking hopeful into the future. To be Blangy, is to not concern yourself with what cannot be changed, to not concern yourself with what cannot be undone, but instead to focus on what you can do, to focus on what you can improve, to focus on the future. That is what it means to be Blangy, so I have come here today, me, Blangy Blingus to give you this song. It's quite a Blangy song, quite Blangy indeed, so I came here to tell you all, that I have been having quite the Blangy day, so I hope that each of you have been having a Blangy day. I want all of you to live in a Blangy way, to live your life with no regrets, to do what you feel is right, to live your life Blangily (Blangily), happily (happily), and wonderfully (wonderfully). It reminds of the time, when I took a walk into the store, and the cashier said to me, "here is your change." And I took my change, (what?) because I paid too much for my items. And I got my change back, and I put that change back in my wallet. And then I went home. And it was a beautiful day, when I got in my car to drive home, I stopped at many a red-light, I stopped at many a stop sign, the sun was shining, the sky was clear, the flowers were smiling, and the birds were chirping. It was a beautiful day, it was a Blangy day. My name is Blangy Blingus, and I know, that each and every one of you can live your lives in a Blangy way, or my name isn't Blangy Blingus. 

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Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah)

Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah)

Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah)

Tangy Tingus is dead (woahoowoahoowoah)

Tangy Tingus is dead 

Tangy Tingus is dead

Tangy Tingus, Tangy Tingus

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Tangy Tingus is dead. He was a dear friend of mine. He was a fellow member of the Tangy tribe. A dear fellow member of the Tangy tribe, my friend Tangy Tingus, a friend to me and a friend to all, we are gathered here to celebrate, not the death of Tangy Tingus, but the life he lived. When I was asked to give the eulogy here, at my good friend Tangy Tingus' funeral, I thought I couldn't do it. I thought I wouldn't be doing him justice. I thought that I couldn't do justice to the life that he lived. But I manned up and I did it,  and so I'm here to tell you, to live your life in a Blangy way. Because it is what Tangy would want from you 

(Not what Tangy Tingus can do for you, but what YOU can do for Tangy Tingus!)

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Hello everyone, it's me! Tangy Tingus! I'm back-

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Hudson's House Theme (Song)

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Ghosts in this house

There's some ghosts in this house

There's some ghosts in this house

Yeah you better watch out

Ghosts in this house

There's some ghosts in this house

Yeah, that's right, it's Hudson's House

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(Welcome to my house... there's many ghosts in my house...

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... The door, it's locked...

It must be a puzzle............                 )

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Big (& Angry)

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I'm a big and angry guy

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So big.....

It's so big.....

So big.............

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I'm a big and angry guy

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I'm a big and angry guy

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Collin's Odyssey (DO NOT LISTEN) [Anthem]

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I'm rolling on the rails of a crazy train

Rolling on the rails of a crazy train

A train so strange, it's quite insane

Rolling down the roads of a crazy train,

Crazy Train!

Crazy Train, Crazy Train

Crazy Train, Crazy Train

Crazy Train, Crazy Train

Crazy Train, Crazy Train, Crazy Train

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Tangy Tingus

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Hello everybody, it's me, Tangy Tingus, yes that Tangy Tin-

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Free Palestine!

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Free Palestine

Set them free

Leave them be

Free Palestine

Set them free

Dream with me

Free Palestine

Stop committing war crimes

Let them be

Free Palestine, Free Palestine

Israel has crossed the line

Free Palestine, Free Palestine

Israel has crossed the line

Free Palestine, Free Palestine

Free Palestine, Free Palestine

Free Palestine

Israel has crossed the line

Free Palestine

Free Palestine

Free Palestine

Free Palestine

Free Palestine

Free Palestine

Set them free

Dream with me

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Ballad of the Blu-Ray Bastard (Parts 1-4 (Part 4))

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Hey Baby Cheez,

Sure are a lot of stars out tonight...

Or is the only star out you?

Ehejejeh, little bit of space humor there for ya

Just a small sample taste of the wonders you'll get with ME - Mr. G Doggy Peterson

So Honey Cheeks, tell me, have you ever watched Monsters Inc?

Well, no?

Would you like to?

I have it on Blu-Ray

Ok, so basically, Blu-Ray is like a DVD but with like better quality and I have it

So Honey Smokin-Maker, are you gonna be mine?

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Hey Shortstop,

Your phone seemed to have GLITCHED out and read the message

Or maybe you're looking into Blu-Rays

I have a lot of them by the way

By the way, those are the things I mentioned earlier

I have a lot of them

I could show you my collection

Ok so basically I have around 300 Blu-Rays I collect because I like the quality more than DVDs 

Speaking of DVDs, I know you mentioned you wanted to watch Monsters Inc and lucky enough for you, I have it

So Chunky Chancellor, is that quality enough for you?

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Did you get your phone checked out yet? I was gonna send a message earlier but I wanted to give you some time to get your phone repaired, seeing as you read the message WITHOUT responding

It's OK, these phones don't have much quality control anymore

Speaking of quality, Blu-Rays actually have 10 times the quality of a DVD and lucky for you, I have many of them (INCLUDING the movie Monsters Inc) 

And speaking of quality, you seem like a quality gal yourself 

Maybe we could spend some QUALITY time together 

I'll hold you to your response, empress

Or else I wouldn't be G GG Petey P

- Over and out

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Tick tick tick - hear that?

It's the clock!

Basically it's ticking down - your time is EXPIRING

And I WANT to give you some time to fix your phone and what the heck I'll basically even drive you to a repair shop But I'm starting to think the ABSENCE of messages is on purpose...

Forgive me for ASSUMPTIONS - but I bought you some new BLU-RAYS - (Because  G G G Dawg just KNOWS you that well) and in your time of absence I've already watched them all!

This INCLUDES Monsters Inc!

How do you feel knowing I had to watch the Monsters Inc ALONE??? 

Without you, my Queen, Monsters Inc is nothing

Basically I'll give you 4 days....

No, no, basically 3 days to fix what you've done

I know you're following my brain waves and basically are on the same page, right miss?

G Dawg out!

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Times up babe - ITS OVER

So basically I'm a nice guy, I really am

I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt

I even drive by your house to see if maybe you were out of town, but when I looked in your window you were with a man who I think was your brother

Don't worry, I left a Blu-Ray in your mailbox (if you forgot: a Blu-Ray is basically a DVD with better quality)
Anyways fuck you - who do you think you are disrespecting the one and only G King of the Blu-Ray Peterson

I will skin you alive  

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Lyrics for the last two coming soon

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