Hypochondriac

Antibiotics

LYRICS:

Antibiotics Rap

Firetruck

The song is starting now

One, two, fire truck!

Fire truck!

Rollin' all around town

Fire truck!

Rollin' all around now

Fire truck

You're so big and red

Fire truck

You save those whom otherwise would be dead

Fire truck!

Rollin' all around town

Fire truck!

Rollin' all around now

Fire truck

You drive so far

Fire truck

You're like a big red car!

Oh, here it comes

Woo!

It's a fire! It's a big one!

And there's a truck

It's comin'

For that fire

Best believe it!

The song is now over

One, two, fire truck!

Fire truck!

Rollin' all around town!

Fascism Boulevard

Yo!

I got some shit to say!

So yesterday, I was walkin' down the street

And I saw this homeless man begging for cash

That shit's wack!

I am an upper-middle class citizen

And my parents pay their taxes so I don't have to see that shit!

Land of the free?

More like

Fascism Boulevard!

Ugh!

Fascism Boulevard!

They tell you to choose but you don't have a choice

Take away your voice 'til you don't have a voice

You're now voiceless you cannot speak

You try to speak up but you don't have a voice

The government above us

All they do is govern us

It's so systemic

I swear I'm not schizophrenic!

On Fascism Boulevard!

It's a metaphor

For Washington D.C.

Controlling you and me

On Fascism Boulevard!

It's a metaphor

For Washington D.C.

Controlling you and me

United States of America?

Encyclopedia Britannica

It's a metaphor for oppression

It's a metaphor for their aggression

I did not vote in the election

Right now I have an erection

The economy ain't no good

Yeah, we in the hood

On Fascism Boulevard!

It's a metaphor

For Washington D.C.

Controlling you and me

On Fascism Boulevard!

It's a metaphor

For the N.S.A.

Controlling us all day

These politicians ain't very nice

Listen up to my advice

Protesters beaten down in the streets

Antibioitcs on those fresh funky beats

(Get fucked!)

Hey Fascists!

Check it

(Take that Michelle Obama!)

On Fascism Boulevard!

It's a motherfuckin' metaphor!

For the F.B.I.

Controlling you and I

On Fascism Boulevard!

It's a metaphor

It's not a real street

It's just a figure of speech

On Fascism Boulevard!

The Ball Doctor

He touched my balls

The Ball Doctor

The doctor of balls

So one day I was just in my room doin' you know what

And there was this excruciating pain in my balls

So I went to the Ball Doctor

And I told him my balls hurt

So he got down on both knees

And he pulled my pants down

And he touched my balls

But then he looked up at me

And he smiled, with pearly white teeth

And eyes like diamonds

And he said "You've got very tender testicles"

And I said, "Thank you"

"I've never felt this way before"

Oh Ball Doctor

Touch my balls

Oh Ball Doctor

The doctor of balls

I love you Ball Doctor

The doctor of balls

Oh Ball Doctor

I'll give you a call

Shark Attack

Shark attack!

Attack of the shark!

Shark attack!

Its teeth are sharp!

It's a sunny day

You're down by the ocean

But there's a creature

Causing quite the commotion

You think you're safe

Sitting on the beach

But what you don't know

Is this shark has feet!

Shark attack!

Attack of the shark!

Shark attack!

Its teeth are sharp!

Shark attack!

Attack of the shark!

Shark attack!

Its teeth are sharp!

So you got away

To higher ground

Somewhere safe

Where you won't be found

You drove away

And you got pretty far

Can you hear that now?

That shark stole a car!

Shark attack!

Attack of the shark!

Shark attack!

Its teeth are sharp!

Shark attack!

Attack of the shark!

Shark attack!

Its teeth are sharp!

Oh no!

(Synth Solo)

Shark attack!

Attack of the shark!

Shark attack!

Its teeth are sharp!

Shark attack!

Attack of the shark!

Shark attack!

Its teeth are sharp!

(The shark ate you by the way)

Big Jilm

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo

Big Jim!

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo

Big Jim!

Rollin and a wheelin

Stealin and a dealin, Big Jim!

Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel

It's a pleasel, my weasel, Big Jim!

Dreamin and a schemin,

Screamin, and a bleedin, Big Jim!

Froggy in the meadow
Under the log, Big Jim!

What is biggest thing

You ever did done see, Big Jim!

You wanna see this Big Jim right here?

It's the biggest Jim you will ever see, Big Jim!

It's the biggest Jim of all the Jims in the world! Big Jim!!

Rollin and a wheelin

Stealin and a dealin, Big Jim!

Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel

It's a pleasel, my weasel, Big Jim!

Dreamin and a schemin,

Screamin, and a bleedin, Big Jim!

Froggy in the meadow
Under the log, Big Jim!

Big Jim! I mean that is the biggest Jim you ever did done seen!

That's right, that is the biggest Jim in all the God damn world

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo

Big Jim!

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo

Big Jim! (HELP!)

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo0 doo

Big Jim! (HEEEEEELP!)

Why's it over?

I'm So Angry

I'm so angry, I'm so angry!

So angry!

I'm so angry, I'm so angry!

So angry!

So angry

All my anger makes me sad

My sadness makes me mad

They say that I should smile

But I got no reason to be glad

I don't like puppy dogs

Or roller skates or frogs

I hope you enjoy the show

Go, go, Antibiotics, go!

Ahh!

So angry!

I'm so angry!

So angry!

Ow!

I'm So Angry 2: Return of the Anger

Yeah that's right

We're back again

Got this anger built up

Let me begin

To describe to you

And tell you about

All this goddamn anger

I can't live without

Not a single thing

On my mind

I can't explain to you

I ain't got no time

I'm just angry

Ain't it nothing about

Just pure frustration

Makes me scream and shout

The voices in my head

Got me so uptight

Laying in my bed

In the middle of the night

I'm asking myself

When will the rage subside?

But all this aimless anger

Ain't never gonna die

So don't come bothering me

Unless you wanna mess

'Cause I got nothin' inside

Except anger and stress

You know I

Try to wish it all away

But the fire inside

Is here to stay

I'm so angry

(So angry)

I'm so angry

(So angry)

I'm so angry

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it beef?

Mystery meat (mystery meat!), mystery meat

Is it chicken, I'm so angry (or is it beef?)

Mystery meat (mystery meat!), mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it beef?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, I'm so angry (or is it beef?)

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it beef?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it me?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it beef?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, I'm so angry

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it beef?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, I'm so angry

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it beef?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, I'm so angry

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it beef?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it grief?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it beef?

Mystery meat, mystery meat

Is it chicken, or is it me?

Truckin'

(One, two, one two three four)

Saw a truck driving down the road

No one knows

Where it goes

Hope it gets there real fast

Hope its tank
Don't run out of gas

So keep on truckin' like you've never trucked before

Keep on truckin', let that pedal hit the floor

And you can win or you can lose

Choice is really yours

Just keep on truckin' like you've never trucked before

So keep on truckin' like you've never trucked before

Keep on truckin', let that pedal hit the floor

And you can win or you can lose

Choice is really yours

Just keep on truckin' like you've never trucked before

Magical

Isn't it magical to be in love?

Everyone sees you on your little stage

Every book begins on the first page

And it's all so fantastical

The magic is so magical

Isn't it magical to be in love?

Everyone sees you on the largest stage

Every book concludes on the final page

And it's all so fantastical

The magic is so magical

When you're magical

(Guitar Solo)

Isn't it magical to be in love?

Magical

Hypochondriac

I have the flu

Cancer and AIDS

I live in a world

Of aces and spades

Salmonella

Hepatitis C

Got pneumonia

And HIV

Spinal Meningitis

I can't fight it

Got no one to trust

Malaria

Oh so scaria

I'm overwhelmed

In a cloud of hysteria

An apple a day

Keeps the doctor away

But what's the point

If it's all in my brain?

I'm insane!

When I breathe

I can't help but bleed

And I can't smell

I'm living in Hell

Don't want to get AIDS

And I'm so afraid

And I'm so scared

Of everyone, everything, everywhere

Goodbye

When the evening is done

And everyone's gone

I finally feel like I'm home

You've been here a while

And you still make me smile

'Cause I finally know who I am

Without even knowing

You've kept me going

I can't wait to see you again

And now that it's over

We only grow older

And I'm sad to see it end

And I will see you

In another life

And I will miss you

So this is goodbye

Ooh, ooh

If I leave or if I stay

You can go home and stay

You saw us at our finest hour

And some give us shit

But we don't take any of it

'Cause we know exactly who we are

What you'll find in my head

Are all the things I never said

Along with the memories of you

And I'll keep what you gave me

Just know that you saved me

From the mess that's in my head

And I will see you

In another life

And I will miss you

So this is goodbye

Ooh, ooh

Go, go, Antibiotics, go!

Goodbye