Wingin' It

The Pain, Killers

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Wingin' It was the very first album by The Pain, Killers. We originally marketed it like it was going to be The Nautical Album but instead we released this. The entire thing was created and recorded within one sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings. On the last song you can hear my genuine anguish and pain as before going to record the album, we had played the Spooky Forest Show. Right after the show I had went and gotten In-N-Out with some people from the show while Collin was busy doing stuff. Then by the time we leaving the Buffalo Wild Wings I had felt intensely sick in the stomach from the combination of In-N-Out, Buffalo Wild Wings, and the McDonald's I had eaten only a few hours prior.

Album

Released

April 1, 2024

Length

9 Tracks, 28 Min

1. Wingin' It

2. Buffalo Wild Wings 1

3. Dr. Pepper

4. Ancient Civilizations

5. Click-Clack

6. I am a Buffalo Wild Wing

7. Buffalo Wild Wings 2

8. Goodbye.

9. Take Me Back

PRODUCTION - COLLIN O' CONNOR

VOCALS - HUDSON GARCIA

Cover Art by Hudson Garcia

LYRICS:

Wingin' It

Straaaap on that there Buffalo Wild Wings pack

Get a grip on your wings

Straaaap on that there Buffalo Wild Wings pack

Don't let them fly away

Welcome

To our first album

My name is Hudson

I am joined here with Collin

We're here at Buffalo Wild Wings for our first album

We're just gonna Wing It

That's the name, "Wingin' It"

We are winging this album

We are eating wild wings

Uh, we are gonna have a great time

We hope you enjoy

(Yeah could I get the...)

Wingin' It

(It's already paid for so)

Wingin' It

(You put the card on you're phone, right?)

Straaaaaaap on (Hudson) that there (Hudson) Buffalo (Hey, it's already paid for)

The food? Yeah we pay for it on the phone

(I just wanna make sure cuz I'd rather paid for the buffalo wild wings)

I think we put our card details in

(We did? How much should we tip him?)

(How much should we tip?)

I don't care about the tip

(I have some cash I'll just give him some cash)

Ok

(I'm gonna get a box though)

Straaaap on that there Buffalo Wild Wings pack

ahuhauhauhhuh

ahuhahuhahuh

yeah.

Wild wings

Wings that are wild

Wild wings

Wild things

Where are they?

Where are the wild things?

(I don't know)

Where are the wild wings?

Buffalo Wild Wings

Strap on that Wild Wings pack, Buffalo style

Strap on that Wild Wings pack, Wingin' It

Wingin' It

Wingin' ItWingin' It

Wingin' It

Wingin' ItWingin' It

Wingin' It

Wingin' ItWingin' It

Wingin' It

Welcome to the album

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild. Wings

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild Wings 1

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo

Buffalo Wild Wings

I love Buffalo Wild Wings

I love love love Buffalo Wild Wings so much

I love Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings

The Fantastic Foursome (The Fantastic Foursome)
The Fantastic Foursome (They are made up of)
The Los Angeles Rams (Olsen?)
Consists of... ([?])
Mark Lundy (Deacon Jones)
Scott Olsen ([?])
O.J. Simpson
Samuel Untermyer
Donald J. Trump (Donald J. Trump)
Those are the Fantastic Foursome members (Buffalo Wild Wings are the Fantastic Foursome)
Um, the Fantastic Foursome members (They were on a great quest one day
They were on a great journey, great quest (to save the world)
A great quest to save the world (They got a couple members of the fantastic foursome)
Um, they united with the (There's also...)
The Pain, (Comma) Killers (Jane Fitzgerald)
And they, they put an end (um)
To the sadness and pain once and for all (very strong)
That was their Journey
Their plight and their strife (Ben Dover)
They slayed dragons (Oh yeah, also, there's also Collin O'Connor
That's cool

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo

Buffalo Wild Wings

I love Buffalo Wild Wings

I love love love Buffalo Wild Wings so much

I love Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild wIngs

I love Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings

Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper yummy yummy

Dr. Pepper in my tummy

Dr. Pepper it's so great

Dr. Pepper has no hate

Dr. Pepper drink it up

Dr. Pepper I'm so happy

Dr. Pepper yeah

I love you Dr. Pepper

I love you so much

Come in my tummy Dr. Pepper

I'll drink you up until September

I love you Dr. Pepper

Come on, Hudson

You're better than this, come on!

Just sing about the Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper yummy yummy
Dr. Pepper in my tummy

Dr. Pepper drink it up

Dr. Pepper yummy yay yay

Come on

Evil thoughts in my brain (brain)

Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away)

Evil thoughts in my brain (brain)

Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away)

Well um if I had to describe the taste of Dr. Pepper, I'd say that it is both sweet and savory

It's got a nice amount of carbonation that makes it such bubbly goodness

I really just love Dr. Pepper, it's brown, it's bubbly

It's just, just a wonderful drink

It is the only soda I can down

All I drink is Dr. Pepper, I drink it everyday

I drink it, I drink it, and I drink it

Did I mention that I drink it?

Man I just sure do love Dr. Pepper!

Come on

What am I doing with my life?

I think I'm gonna end it all

I think I'm gonna end it all in like three weeks when I kill myself

Evil thoughts in my brain (brain)

Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away)

Evil thoughts in my brain (brain)

Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away)

Okay, but for real, can we talk about the Las Vegas Shooting?

So like, he was in the Mandalay Bay Hotel as we all know

But how did he get all of that equipment up there

Like, tons and tons of "equipment"

Let's just say uh... equipment used to commit crimes

I'm not gonna say what type of crimes

But we all know what he did with all those... weapons

But how did he get all that to the top floors

I'm just saying... he wasn't alone

If you've listened to the video

You've watched the video of the shooting

You can clearly tell that there are multiple rounds

Dr. Pepper in my brain (brain)

Evil thoughts make it go away (away)
Evil thoughts in my brain (brain)

Dr. Pepper makes it go away (away)

(Holy crap)

Ancient Civilizations

Ancient civilizations

Make new realizations

They lived so long ago

But their knowledge never will go

I was just a boy when the plague came

Oh man let me tell you

People were dying everywhere

The outbreak of the zombie virus you know.... killed a lot of people

A lot of people died

In fact I think everyone died

I think I'm the last man on Earth

I'm holed up here inside this Buffalo Wild Wings establishment

I've boarded up all the windows

I don't think that there are enough wings here to last me long

But I'm gonna see how long I can stay alive here

Everyone else is dead but here I stay

I'm dead

Ancient civilizations

Make new realizations

They lived so long ago

But their knowledge never will go

W-when was it that the plague started?

Well, I do remember that I'm here in Buffalo Wild Wings

But why am I here?

Why are the windows boarded up?

It's so dark, there's no light

Hudson, think!

Think, Hudson!

Why am I here?

What has happened to the outside world?

Was there an... an outbreak of some sort?

I can't remember

I can't remember how long I've been here

Inside of this run down Buffalo Wild Wings establishment

My mind is fading

Ancient civilizations

Make new realizations

They lived so long ago

But their knowledge never will go

So pretty much, Luke Skywalker

He's this uh farmer he lives on this desert planet called Tatooine

So basically he's this desert farmer he lives with his aunt and uncle

Because his parents, he doesn't know where his parents are

He goes out in the desert

Some droids and from the Sandcrawler with the Jawas

The-the Jawas

Took the droids, C-3P0 and R2-D2 off to the Sandcrawler and so Luke buys the droids

And they go and they find Obi Wan Kenobi

But Luke Skywalker doesn't know but he's like a Jedi Grandmaster

And he's watching over him because (can I get some napkins?) he's like really important

And so Luke learns the Jedi ways from Obi Wan Kenobi and he has to go on a quest, a space quest, to defeat the empire because the empire is evil and they're taking over the world

And so they go to the Mos Eisly Cantina and they meet Han Solo because they need someone with a spaceship to go to space

And so they find him and go to space

Uh and they go to space and they were gonna go to a planet and then the Death Star blows up the planet and so they couldn't go to the planet

And so instead they went somewhere else

I don't remember where they went but they went somewhere

And then at the end uh Luke Skywalker he's like a really good pilot

And so he blows up the Death Star with his laser beam

And also Luke Skywalker's dad is actually Darth Vader

Darth Vader is like a Sith Lord which is really evil

But he's not as evil as Emperor Palpatine

Palpatine's super evil

And um he's like the leader of the emperor, empire

He has like electricity magic

Which is like his Sith Lord abilities

And so um in the second movie they have this private rebel base in Hoth which is like this ice planet it's-

Ancient Civilizations

Make new realizations

They lived so long ago

But their knowledge never will go

Click-Clack

Clickety-Clack

You better watch out cause I'm gonna attack

Click-Clack

Clickety-Clack

You better act fast and you better run fast

Run, run, I'll get you soon

I'll get you soon and your fate will be full of doom

I'll hurt you now

With my knife

My knife I use to cut open these wings

These Wild Wings

Buffalo Wings

Buffalo, Wild Wings

These Wild Wings are quite the wild things

Click-Clack

Clickety-Clack

I'll hurt you

Yeah, I'll hurt you

Yeah, you better run

I'm gonna hurt you

Click-Clack

Clickety-Clack

You better watch out cause I'm gonna attack

Click-Clack

Clickety-Clack

You better act fast and you better run fast

Click-Clack

Clickety-Clack

You better watch out cause I'm gonna attack

Click-Clack

I am a Buffalo Wild Wing

I uh.... I am a Buffalo Wild Wing

Yep, I am made of chicken

I am (I am a wing) bone-in

(I am a wing) I'm covered in all sorts of sauces

(I am a wing)

Whatever sauce you could possibly want (I am a wing)

Maybe something spicy (I am a wing)

Or maybe something tangy (I am a wing)

Whatever sauce you could possibly ever want (I am a wing) you can

You could get a side of ranch with me (I am a wing)

And dip me into it before biting into me (I am a wing)

And gnaw on my flesh, gnaw to the bone (I am a wing)

What?

What do you mean I'm not a Buffalo Wild Wing?

(I am a wing)

I am a Buffalo Wild Wing (I am a wing)

What else would I be? (I am a wing)

I mean we're here at Buffalo Wild Wings (I am a wing)

Is that not the only thing they serve? (I am a wing)

Of course I'm a Buffalo Wild Wing (I am a wing)

No, I, I, I am (WING) a Buffalo Wing!

I am a wing

I am a wing (I am a wing)

I am a wing (I-I am a wing)

I'm a wing

I am a wing (wing)

I (I am a wing) have to get something off my wings (I am a wing)

I uhh, (I am a wing, I am a wing) I might not have been truthful (I am a wing) to you (I am a wing)

I am a wing (I am a wing)

The truth is even though we are here at Buffalo Wild Wings (I am a wing), (I am a wing) I am not actually a Wild Wing (I am a wing)

(I am a wing) I am a (I am a wing, I am a wing) I'm actually a Beef Snake

(I am a wing)

Yup (I am a wing)

I am a wing (I am a wing) ((I am a wing)) (((I am a wing)))

I am a wing (I am a wing, I am a wing)

Nah, I'm just kidding (I am a wing, I am a wing)

You really thought that I was a Beef Snake? (I am a wing)

(I am a wing) I'm a Buffalo Wild Wing! (I am a wing)

I am a wing

I am a wing (I am a wing)

Tangy sauce covers my flesh, bones inside me

Don't bite onto them!

I am a wing, a Buffalo Wild Wing

And I am so tasty to eat and to nibble on

In fact, I have a good friend, his name is Tangy Tingus

He is tangy like my tangy sauce

I'll get him over here right now

Hello there, it's me, Tangy Tingus uh, you may have heard of me-

Buffalo Wild Wings 2

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild

Wild Wild Wild Wings

So uhh (Jackson!? What are you doing here at Buffalo Wild Wings?)

God right, he made Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden after him (Oh... I can smell it in the air..... yeah...)

And then he had one rule and that was don't eat of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil (the changing of the tides... a true evil is upon us...)

And he said don't do that because it is evil (... the Age of Doom.... can't you feel the rotting and decaying of the modern world.....)

And so Satan convinced Eve to commit the first sin (Our cities are crashing down to rubble and I don't know when Collin and Hudson are uploading this track but either I've destroyed the cities already or I haven't so.....)

And then uh, they got cast out of the Garden of Eden (I don't know where we are in the lore timeline right now)

And all of sin came into creation (but the day of reckoning is coming quickly I can feel it in the air)

Uh, fast forward a bit, and uh, there was this guy called Moses (Who's that coming into the Buffalo Wild Wings?)

Right? Yeah, there was this guy called Moses and the people of Israel sent (It's me, Tangy Tingus, back once again at Buffalo Wild Wings)

And they were, they were locked up by the Egyptians and kinda enslaved by them (I uhh I've cured my werewolf curse, it was uhh quite the adventure I had to go on)

And so Moses, he led all of the people of Israel out of Egypt (There's gonna be a whole EP about it)

And they crossed the Red Sea because Moses parted it with his magical cane

It's not really magical, it's holy, and used God's power (The Tangy Tingus EP)

But anyways uh yeah (uhh hello, Tangy Tingus, it's me, Larry, Larry the Dentist)

They settled the land of Jerusalem which they actually stole from the people of Canaan (I'm here to make sure Jackson doesn't eat too much)

Pretty curious that the people of Israel stole their land (and uhhh yeah)

Uhhh yeah... and so way later down the line came David and he was the second King of Israel (hee wee haaah haha)

Because the Israelis decided that they needed a king

And he was pretty good except he sinned a little bit and so he got messed up - everyone sins (I am a fish.... I am here swimming inside of a fishbowl)

And then way later came Jesus Christ who is God incarnate in the flesh (in the Buffalo Wild Wings establishment)

And he died on the cross for ours sins and then he came back three days later (I uhhh am not a sea snake, I am a fish... here at the Buffalo Wild Wings)

Uhh he is the only hope, the salvation, the Lord, the truth and the light (yeah....)

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild

Buffalo Wild Wings

Buffalo Wild

Wild Wild Wild Wings

Goodbye.

Goodbye my friends, it's time for this to end

The album is done because our wings are done

We ate all the wings, we had our fun

Goodbye my friends, goodbye my friends

You know, I'm not really happy in my life

I... I have too much

And I just think about

What am I doing with my life?

I'm not ever doing anything productive, I just sit and rot away

I feel like I haven't done anything productive at all with my life

I feel like if I die tomorrow, I would leave nothing of note behind

None of this matters

None of this matters at all

The Pain, Killers? Who cares?

Nobody cares about us

It doesn't matter

None of this matters

These people eating behind me in Buffalo Wild Wings: Do they matter?

Who matters?

No one really does

It's all... it's all coming to an end

Goodbye my friends, it's time for this to end, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

No! We do matter!

I matter!

All of us, we have a purpose in life and we're gonna fulfill that

Right guys? (yeah!)

Let's do this!

Goodbye my friends, it's time for this to end, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye my friends

Goodbye my friends, it's time for this to end, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Take Me Back

Nooo!!! NO!!!! NO!!!

You gotta let me back in the Buffalo Wild Winfgs..!!!! No it's so-

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OOOH GOD OOHHH IT HURTS

LET ME IN

AHhhAHHhhhhh

Buffalo Wild Wings.......

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Take me back to the Buffalo Wild Wings

I beg of you, it's my only escape

Take me back to the Buffalo Wild Wings

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AhhahhhhhhhHHhhhhhhh

HHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Take ME BACK! TAKE ME BACK!!

EERRrrrrrrrrr

I nEed my Wild Wings

I needed eededded wing wing wing wing wiring wing wings

Helllooooooo give me wings

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THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM BUFFALO WILDD WINGS

SOJOINOIJOINOOOOO ALL MY ENERGY

I NEED IT
MY WINFSSS

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It hurts so much...... it hurts so much..........

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